December 2009
mwhaha i gots hallucinations :D
they played this at spac today and i really liked...
someone should send me the download to hallucinations
my school day tomorrow1st-block sleep in study 2nd block-watch a movie in english 3rd block-sleep in math 4th block-make snowflakes in child growth 5th block-sleep in study 6th block-sleep in history its gonna be a stressful day
i was gonna give u this waffle (>’-‘)># but then i was like #<(‘-‘<) im hungry (>’#’<) so i ate it (>’-‘<) (>^-^<)
hahahhaa
my tumbalarity is 9
ima fucking bamf! :D
95% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber...
thedayilefthewomb:
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Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect who just couldn’t control himself during a lineup. When detectives asked each man in the lineup to repeat the words, “Give me all your money or I’ll shoot,” the man shouted, “That’s not what I said!”
yo momma so old she took her road test on dinosaur.
yo momma so lazy she got a stay at home job and still cant to work on time.
yo momma so lazy her wheelchairs reclines.
yo momma so black she sat in a jacuzzi and made coffee.
yo momma so fat she cant even skinnydip.
yo momma so fat i told her to say her abc’s and she said i know my kfc’s. 10 peice 20 peice.
yo momma so poor she went to...
Yo mamma so stupid she jumped out of a boat and missed the water!
Yo mamma so stupid she taped a piece of paper on the T.V. and said “Im watching paper-veiw”!!!
ya mamma so poor i stepped on a cigarette and she said who turned the heat off
ya mamma so fat when she went to the beach the whales sang we are family
your Momma so fat that she doesn’t have to use the internet because she’s world...
Reporter: Tell me, how did you find America?
John Lennon: Turned left at Greenland.
1.If all the nations in the world are in debt(am not joking. even US has got debts), where did all the money go?
2.When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
3.If the ‘black box’ flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn’t the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
4.Why do people say, ‘you’ve been working like a dog’ when dogs just sit around all day?
5.Why...
A blonde calls her boyfriend at 5 in the afternoon. “I need help with this KILLER tiger puzzle, I’ve been working on it since this morning!” So the boyfriend goes to her house, looks at the puzzle pieces on the table, then the box, and sighed. Okay….First, no matter what we do to this it isn’t going to look ANYTHING like a tiger. Second, relax, de-stress….and third…..” The boyfriend now puts his...
12852.) I pretend to lead a life that's far more...
ultravioleterin:
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